1. preschooler-deactivated201206:

    do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

    (via oomshi)

     

  2. hullabaloon:

    cuddlepunch:

    This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

    They’re evolving

     

  3. bombing:

    are they just using her for everything now

    (via hullabaloon)

     

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  5. hullabaloon:

    I want flawless dollars and 100,000 eyebrows

     

  6. continent:

    my kind of bouquet

    (Source: vanilla-beaan, via hullabaloon)

     


  7. eatpizzas:

    some boys at my school started a men’s rights club so today i listened at the door to hear what they were talking about and they were arguing over how to pronounce femininity

    (via hullabaloon)

     


  8. riseafterfalling:

    I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

    (Source: riseafterfalling, via sniffing)

     

  9. jerkidiot:

    I TWEETED ABOUT HOW IM “WORKING OUT” AT THE GYM AND THIS FITNESS WEBSITE TWEETED ABOUT IT AND PUT IT ON THEIR WEBSITE IM CRYING

     

  10. susemoji:

    gaypee:

    animalsandtrees:

    "Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

    Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

    Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

    image

    Bye

    (Source: facebook.com, via mygirlfriendleftmeforkayla)

     

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    hullabaloon:

    guy:

    who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

    Omfg the butt odour

    (Source: guy, via chewbanshee)

     

  12. sunshowersandstardust:

    alapoet:

    the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

    (Source: blowsive, via chewbanshee)

     

  13. jellys:

    NEVER PLAY THE QUESTION GAME

    (via chewbanshee)

     

  14. runningoncoals:

    I am literally both of them at the same time

    (Source: spectacularspectacular, via zackisontumblr)

     

  15. fnmattsweeney:

    wild-guy:

    Ke$ha’s dancers

    I need to go see kesha
    She’s doing big things

    (via pizza)