1. deja-f-you:


    how canadians are hatched

    Hahahah phillipmcfudgebuckets

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  2. grumpyfaceurn:





    The Doorway Effect: Why your brain won’t let you remember what you were doing before you came in here

    I work in a lab, and the way our lab is set up, there are two adjacent rooms, connected by both an outer hallway and an inner doorway. I do most of my work on one side, but every time I walk over to the other side to grab a reagent or a box of tips, I completely forget what I was after. This leads to a lot of me standing with one hand on the freezer door and grumbling, “What the hell was I doing?” It got to where all I had to say was “Every damn time” and my labmate would laugh. Finally, when I explained to our new labmate why I was standing next to his bench with a glazed look in my eyes, he was able to shed some light. “Oh, yeah, that’s a well-documented phenomenon,” he said. “Doorways wipe your memory.”

    Being the gung-ho new science blogger that I am, I decided to investigate. And it’s true! Well, doorways don’t literally wipe your memory. But they do encourage your brain to dump whatever it was working on before and get ready to do something new. In one study, participants played a video game in which they had to carry an object either across a room or into a new room. Then they were given a quiz. Participants who passed through a doorway had more trouble remembering what they were doing. It didn’t matter if the video game display was made smaller and less immersive, or if the participants performed the same task in an actual room—the results were similar. Returning to the room where they had begun the task didn’t help: even context didn’t serve to jog folks’ memories.

    The researchers wrote that their results are consistent with what they call an “event model” of memory. They say the brain keeps some information ready to go at all times, but it can’t hold on to everything. So it takes advantage of what the researchers called an “event boundary,” like a doorway into a new room, to dump the old info and start over. Apparently my brain doesn’t care that my timer has seconds to go—if I have to go into the other room, I’m doing something new, and can’t remember that my previous task was antibody, idiot, you needed antibody.

    Read more at Scientific American, or the original study.

    I finally learned why I completely space when I cross to the other side of the lab, and that I’m apparently not alone.

    this is actually kind of great and it’s nice to know there’s something behind that constant spacing out whenever i enter a different place


    Woking (ptcpl. vb.): Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.

    - Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff

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  3. in-catz-we-trust:







    Just filled out my health insurance forms!

    yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

    I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

    There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

    Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

    In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

    Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

    No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

    This is so important.

    Fucking this.

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  4. ifwefallonemoretime:



    Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

    Soda just spewed out my nose


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  6. earthnation:



    y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

    Who hurt you so bad that you’re this angry in life? Cheer up, pet a dog

    I hate everyone on this website

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  9. southpauz:

    True story.

    When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

    I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

    It set on fire. 

    The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

    The sprinkler system went off.

    Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

    Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 


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  12. wwhatevver-ampora:



    A true warrior.

    I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

    I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

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  13. stereolights:




    Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

    Where is my hoverboard

    I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

    yall realize the OP is literally a blog that just edits the original movie screencap to whatever day it happens to be and every so often a few thousand of you fall for it

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  14. fuck-yeah-feminist:

    Society’s take on women’s sexuality in a nutshell.

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  15. misha-smiles:








    i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon


    petition to rename the moon



    this entire site is on drugs

    This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die


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