1. High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
    2. Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
    3. Actual College Professor: lol same.
     


  1. the-pietriarchy:

    clearly-on-drugs:

    the-pietriarchy:

    there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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    do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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    (via damnimperials)

     

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  3. travalicious:

    i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

    (via oomshi)

     

  4. emmbutt:

    popoppy:

    “Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

    the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

    this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

    (Source: mirandaadria, via hidingbehindperspective)

     

  5. shamelesslyunladylike:

    lesradicalfeminisms:

    tumbling-torterra:

    a-strawbarry:

    houseofheavy:

    etspiritusvitae:

    the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

    Yes is it.

    so is the male body

    it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

    OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

    *~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

    The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

    The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

    (Source: deadlyart, via hidingbehindperspective)

     


  6. m0od:

    kisa-me:

    i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

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    (via hullabaloon)

     

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  8. aculturedpearl:

    Louboutins are redefining the “nude” pump— now available in five shades.  Great initiative!

    (via allietinyplanetexplorer)

     


  9. peperomint:

    nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
    nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

    (via peoplemagazine)

     

  10. c-yates:

    This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

    (Source: immaterial-grl, via allietinyplanetexplorer)

     


  11. carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

    booochica:

    booochica:

    petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

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    ✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

    (Source: primadollly, via socialpenis)

     

  12. fullmetalpipscream:

    I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

  13. biinarykid:

    stunningpicture:

    Milk in cookie cup.

    I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

    (via debussylovesdepussy)

     

  14. biinarykid:

    stunningpicture:

    Cookie in a milk cup.

    I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

    (via debussylovesdepussy)