1. reallylameblog:

    oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

    (via caseyanthonyofficial)

     


  2. deanwinchestire:

    I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING

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    slide to the right

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    slide to the left

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    take it back now y’all

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    CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

    (via damnimperials)

     

  3. seienna:

    sophisticated-ignoranceee:

    I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

    I’M CRYING

    (Source: randallfthegrey, via taco-bell-rey)

     

  4. clannyphantom:

    call the police

    (Source: crimewave420, via sniffing)

     

  5. rebeccacumberland:

    when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

    (via pagingme)

     

  6. zootid:

    80HD

    (Source: cadillactica, via kardashiantrash)

     


  7. z-co:

    one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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    (via caseyanthonyofficial)

     


  8. deductions-with-thedoctor:

    bubbleberrys-bash:

    cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

    When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

    if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

    new from crayola:

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    (Source: caseyanthonyofficial, via caseyanthonyofficial)

     

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  10. vvankinq:

    #NotAllDucks

    (Source: humorstop, via pizza)

     

  11. terrible-beauty:

    IM SO SATISFIED

    (Source: best-of-memes, via damnimperials)

     


  12. hellaoptile:

    you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

    (via pagingme)

     

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  14. ackles-mjolnir:

    you’ve been hit by

    you’ve been struck by

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    (Source: john-lemonn, via sniffing)

     


  15. conorayne:

    josiephone:

    alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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    (via generalbooty)